A black baby died and went to heaven. God looked at him and said, "You've earned your wings." So he gave the black baby wings. The black baby looked up and asked, "Am I really an angel now?"

God looked down and said,

"HELL NAW NIGGA, YOU A BAT!"

我爱上让我奋不顾身的一个人。

LULZ

APEC 2009

I've been fucking busy for the past week or so due to APEC obligations. So much so that I've been sleep-deprived most of the time. But at least I've got good company. Take this for instance.



This is my friend Yang Bing.
He's from China.
He likes to eat.

And by the way...


omgsoexciting.

I HURT MYSELF (AGAIN)

Chips on Tuesdays are fun, especially with the right company and the right amount of beer. This is the breast time we've ever had. My left shoulder's injured so I shan't type that much. I'm not lazy, I'm a casualty. Be nice.

And since a picture speaks a thousand words, I've got about another 8,000 words here.


Randolf the red-nosed raindear.


Act fierce.


Off-guard. Steph's a hazard with a camera.


They made me do this, I swear. It makes no sense!


Molery. She seems happy to be in the same picture as me. But then again, who wouldn't be happy?


Tried to get everyone in the photo.


Her sultry pose.


Her face is this ( ^ __ ^ )

HALLOWEEN '09

Finally, as promised, Halloween pictures are out. Gas masks, cat, abused schoolgirls and a teacher. This was probably by far the best Halloween I've had, thanks to great company.

Being the kiasu Singaporeans that we are, Nigel, JB, Szekuan, Grace, June and I went down to Zouk at about 8. Yes, it was fucking early, and yes, doors weren't open at that time. Went in at about 9-ish and saw a lot of awesome costumes.

Hopefully, next year will be even better.


My outfit.


My bitches


We're a good match.


Lots of gayness.


Schoolgirls, a teacher and a cat.


Lesbians.


Grace reminds me of Peter Criss. A sluttier version.


I eat schoolgirls.


Rob Halford.


Nipples.


My kingdom come, my will be done.


CAREBEARS!


Patricia Mok.


And it's always nice to end with a group shot so that nobody feels left out.

PREVIEW OF WHAT'S TO COME

Spent Halloween at Zouk, and it was awesome. More pictures are coming, wait for it.

Meanwhile, here's a little teaser.

FOR HALLOWEEN THIS YEAR...

I've decided to go as a ghost.

Kurôzu Zero II

Just watched Crows Zero II and it was amazing. The first movie was great and the second one didn't disappoint. Fight scenes, internal struggle, eventual unity. Fucking awesome shit. You probably won't get why I love this so much until you actually watch the movie. Both the first and the second.







fly.

HELLOWEEN

With Halloween being just a few more days away, I've decided to come up with a few costume ideas for you indecisive folks. But first, I'll introduce the formula for coming up with the perfect Halloween get-up. It's a lot easier that it seems.

For ladies, just follow this simple two-step procedure and you'll be well on your way to stunning the crowd with your super awesome, super sexy, and super original Halloween costume ideas.

Step 1: Choose a profession of choice (e.g. teacher)

Step 2: Add the word "slutty" in front of it.

And there you have it, you can be a slutty teacher on the prowl for naughty students that need to be punished.


Three cheers for originality.


Alternatively, a French maid outfit that hardly fits would do nicely too.


Or you could go as a nurse that looks like a porn star.


As for the guys, you can't go wrong in this costume.


Prepare for vaginal invasion.

OVERDUE PICTURES

Okay so they're not really overdue since I didn't mention I was gonna post them but here they are for everyone's (if anyone at all) amusement.


Superheroic tendencies.


Draaaag


Superb balancing skills


Foo2


Ew Steph why?


Who the fuck...


I don't care what anyone else says, it's fucking comfy.

"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks, 'Can you put me up for the night?'"

CAVIAR & CIGARETTES

Back in camp tomorrow. I predict I'll be spending the entire day doing nothing in particular. Found some bubble wrap at home this morning though (Jackpot!). I really need to get that everlasting bubblewrap but I can't seem to find it anywhere anymore.

Pictures from Alternation on Friday. Didn't stay for long 'cos Nigel and I had to meet some friends.


Veron!


I have a kissable bald head.


Feather-like object.


Told you I was kissable.


Has anyone seen my mohawk? I want it back.

A QUICK UPDATE

So I've finally been posted out as a driver, but I'm just sitting around all day doing absofuckinglutely nothing. It gets boring. Enough about the boring bits, let's move on to the fun part.

The first night I booked out was a Tuesday, so naturally it was Chips for me.


Texting my (now ex)bunkmates in camp cos I miss them.


Bright flashes blind me.


Why is everyone so fascinated with my bald head?


Spot the nipple.

NIGEL'S DEBUT

Nigel's first fire dancing performance was at Fusion last night. I'm currently nursing a headache and backache. Also suffering from a bad case of booking in blues.


Hansen's Jay Chou impersonation.


Sofa king ten.


Gabriel in the background.


Candid candid. Stupid glasses tan line.


Mollery


Nigel's fire burnin' on the dance floor.


Squish.


Camouflage


Angry face.


No seriously, who the fuck is Mick Jagger?

So I'm out of training. Waiting to find out where I'm gonna be posted. Meanwhile I'll be sitting on a bench everyday, doing rubbish jobs that no one else would do. I'm so happy with my life now. Not.

The most memorable part of my army life will now be spent sitting on a bench doing abso-fucking-lutely nothing. Being out of training sucks sour ass. At least I have the weekends to look forward to.

Smokers, fall in.

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