How To Compliment Women

Complimenting a girl is no easy feat. Sure, men have been to the moon and back, conquered Everest, and even had seven consecutive wins in the Tour de France after surviving testicular cancer. But to get a girl to accept compliments, now that's a whole new level of near-impossibility.

Lin Kin Park was never great with women, but it's probably got nothing to do with his Korean wiener.

Imagine the following scenarios:

Guy: Your make up looks amazing!
Girl: So are you saying that I look bad without make up?
Whatever, guys are so shallow.

Guy: You've got a great figure, looks like someone's been working out.
Girl: You're such a jerk. Does my personality mean nothing to you?
Whatever, guys are so shallow.

Guy: You're beautiful both inside and out, and I just want to hold you close. You're everything I've ever looked for in a girl and I want to spend the rest of my life with you by my side.
Girl: I bet you say that to every girl you're trying to sleep with.
Whatever, guys are such liars.

Holy fucking hell.

Guys, tell me this has never happened to you and I will show you a man that's never attempted to compliment a woman.

I give up.

Guess this post should be a "Don't-bother" instead of a "How-to" after-all.